Packers week means half of Lake Elmo is trying to figure out where to watch. Come here — good TVs, a full bar, nobody making you wait through three commercial breaks for a refill.

Kickoff’s 3:25. We’ll keep the $8 Woodford pours going and a buck off the taps the whole game. Still here when the clock hits zero? Don’t leave — Notte Italiana takes over at 5, so you can go straight from the fourth quarter into a plate of pasta.

First Sunday of the season, oldest rivalry in the division. Doors open early — this one fills up fast.