Home game, afternoon kickoff — no excuse not to be here. Brunch and the Bloody Mary bar run till 2, so come early if you want to make a full day of it before Miami even shows up on the screen. Once kickoff hits, grab the 22oz Coors or Busch with a Fireball or McGillicuddy…

Noon kickoff, so skip the alarm-clock stress — the Bloody Mary bar's still pouring when New Orleans kicks off, and you've got till 2 to grab one. Chili dogs with a side are $12.99 all game, and Grape Ape Seltzers are $5 if you're easing into the day instead of going straight for whiskey. Early…

Home game, noon kickoff — the easiest kind of Sunday. Brunch and the Bloody Mary bar are running when the Colts take the field, so grab one before you settle in. Whiskey's a buck off all game, and wings and nachos are $2 off if the table's ordering for the group instead of just yourself.…

November in Minnesota, noon kickoff — this is whiskey weather. $8 pours of Woodford and Michters all game, plus a buck off Coors, Busch, Ultra and Utepils taps. Bloody Mary bar's still going when Detroit kicks off if you're starting the day slower. Road game against a division rival that's given the Vikings trouble before.…